Batman & Robin
First things first, that most variable and well, quite quite mad writer Grant Morrison's latest writings of the Batverse. What oh what to make of these. Grant always has some great ideas, but is let down by his craziness, stupidity and just mad and mostly nonsensical writing. The Batclone from Blackest Knight. Professor Pyg and his pink iPod dance. Damian Wayne. Flamingo. Whatever happened to Bruce's profile/where is he now/what's Hush doing/what do the public think of Bruce etc. Damian Wayne.
Now, I know I said that last one twice, but I'm sure we all agree the only person who should be allowed to write Damian is Bryan Q Millar.
Kick-Ass
I haven't spoken about this at all yet, because it's hard for me to say anything but I want to see this now. Trailers look awesome, comic was awesome, it's funny, graphic and it's written by Mark Millar. Nothing else to add really :D
The Veritable Army of Green Hornet comics
These are coming out from Dynamite, who I'd never heard of before, about a character I knew nothing about. But then I saw the covers and who was writing them: Alex Ross on some of the covers, Kevin Smith on the main line, Matt Wagner on Year One. That's some good names right there. They're actually quite interesting, though it seems Green Hornet doesn't have any major villains, which is always a problem. Sometimes this is nice though, but it does seem he mostly fights faceless mob goons and mob families, which is something that has been done ALOT before...
Blackest Night and Brightest Day
I'm sure we'll all exhausted by Blackest Night now, it's dragged on a little too long, the main issues haven't really moved anywhere and there's been too many formulaic plots in the extra tie ins. If it had just been Blackest Night, GLC and Green Lantern, with one or two extra comics it would be much better. But I'm a bit fed of up it, though the story is good, art's mostly good, there's just been too much of it. I mean, it's been going on since September.
And it leads straight in to Brightest Day, no respite whatsoever. Here's hoping it focuses less on the Flashes, and more on, say, I don't know, Aquaman. The original and best. And none of this stupid stuff they're doing to Green Arrow and Roy. Let's have Aquaman booting the old one up his arse, bringing the glory of Atlantis back, being pissed off because Tempest is dead, rejoining the Justice League, and making himself a more landbased character, with lots of intercontinental politics, environmental protests and that kindof thing. Seriously, there's so many stories that can be told, let's start cranking em out and having ourselves a ball with our favourite Atlantean.
The Losers
I just got the combined volumes 1 and 2 the other week, and it is sweet. Andy Diggle and Jock, one of the best writer/artist teams there is, telling a pretty cool A-Team esque story. I enjoyed, it's funny, good story and the art is good (save for the bit by the other guy who I can't remember atm for issues 7&8 - I think, might've been 8&9. Can't remember and too lazy to go and grab it to check :D). Movie looks good too, with alot of things from the comic included. Looks to be another good un'
Runaways
I've had a brief flickthrough of both Rock Zombies and Homeschooling in the shop, and I know I'm going to buy them at some point, along with the Civil War and Secret Invasion Young Avenger tie-ins, because I really like the Runaways themselves, but urgh. The issues do not look that good, sound pretty rubbish, and well, I don't like Kathryn Immonen. She's butchered Pixie in her own series, so I don't whether I'm going to like it, and the summary of the issues doesn't sound too good. And when I've got those four collected editions, it seems as if that'll be the last of me buying Runaways for quite a while, as we wait for Marvel to finish 'retooling' them...
Red Hood
The basic lineart of my design for Jason Todd as the Red Hood in Batman: Arkham Asylum. Obviously I'll be redoing this on the computer when I get a chance, but as of right now I don't have the proper tools to do this at home, only at work...
I read when ya update lol. I agree with you that only Brian Q. Miller should be writing Damien because he makes him likable unlike most people. Also I love Kick-Ass and just picked up Nemesis. It's also by Mark Millar and the tagline is "Makes Kick-Ass look like Shit" so I had to pick that up.
ReplyDeleteAs for your Red Hood it looks really good to be honest, I think it's pretty cool too.
Which is pretty much never :D I chose my title of this blog with great care, eh? ;)
ReplyDeleteWould be awesome if Bryan were writing Batman & Robin instead of Grant, eh? :D
Yeah, I know of Nemesis. Saw it in the shops on Thursday. Decided I'll wait for the TPB, just as I did with Kick-Ass. Looks good though. Interesting costume.
Thanks man - it needs a redo though, not happy with below the knees or the hands. I'll just do that on Monday though ;)
Lol yeah, now that you say that your title warned us. Then again I post like once or twice a week so who am I to talk haha. yeah he does have an odd sense of style, I may read that later today.
ReplyDeleteOh my pleasure. I really like the mask and the skull as the centerpiece really ties it all together. Makes we wish I could draw.
Yep. My title was chosen exactly for that reason. I am so bad at updating a blog. Well, once or twice a week is alright for a comic blog, considering comics come out once a week ;) You read it before though, right?
ReplyDeleteThanks - I suppose it's a more streamlined and practical version of the most recent Red Hood costume.
But soooo much better :D
Well, for a start, I can't really draw. So terrible at it... And I can't comment on your ability to draw without seeing your drawings ;)
Good point, never thought about it like that lol. Nah I didn't read Nemesis yet, I have read Kick-Ass which I loved but I haven't gotten around to Nemesis. I actually just read that stuff I reviewed while I reviewed them.
ReplyDeleteYeah your costume is pretty awesome and I could see Jason wearing it in a comic or the Arkham game. And trust me dude, I can barely draw stick figures. Between you and Falisha I've given up on ever drawing anything lol.
It is a literal case of what it says on the tin ;)
ReplyDeleteIt looked good through passing glance, though I wonder whether it can be Wanted. I did prefer the comic to the film, a much better story. And why replace who was obviously Halle Berry with Angelina Jolie? I mean, sure, I'm not a fan of either really, but I know who'd I prefer in a worse case scenario...
Well thanks. It's the practicality that he needs, yet themed and stylish enough to be distinctive and create a new urban legend: a crime fighter who won't hesitate to kill.
Now that I've gotta see! ;) Go on, give it a go. Try tracing - that's how I started. And I'm sure Falisha can give you some awesome advice
Lol Maybe they couldn't get her? The character was freaking written for Halle though so I agree, getting Jolie seemed totally outta left field. That's why I'm hoping the story is the same for Kick-Ass and our Red-Mist plays the role he's supposed to.
ReplyDeleteI like the description you just gave because it works and it shows that you put alot of thought into it, which is always good. I may try, I had her draw Goku one time and hers turned out awesome and mine looked kinda like a cactus.
You'd think, but was has she done since X-Men anyway? Or maybe she didn't want to be another 'cat' themed character after Catwoman...
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure he will - they seem to be keeping it mostly similar to the comic. Though Dave and the chick have sex in this, according to Mark...
Well, yeah, I put alot of thought into my designs, but alot of them focus more on practicality than sex appeal. But then that's my author appeal. I can understand women wearing less if they're casual, or dressing up, etc etc, but when being a superhero? Well, no, I don't really see why you're dressing in just a bikini and a thong *cough* Tigra *cough*
Course I have the subversion with one character, but I still justify it as it's actually quite covering, except the entire outfit is see through purple/pink. Oh, and then there's her daughter, my pixie character who is pretty damn flatchested and yet wears a quite revealing top. But that's partially her trying to hide her anxiety of being like that by showing she doesn't care about it, and partially because she thought it looked cool
OK, now that I have to see! Cactus Goku sounds so made of win right there. I demand a picture good sir :D
I don't know If I'd call a Fox a cat themed character lol but I get what you're saying. So Dave actually gets some? I'm wondering if they'll show his whole going into a Coma thing as well. And of course killing off Big Daddy.
ReplyDeleteLol yeah that makes sense. You wouldn't show a ton of skin going into a battle unless you're just their as bait for a distraction. Your explanation of your Pixie character is pretty awesome. I love that you can get into their heads and dictate what they'd wear and why.
Lol I'll try to find it, it's not the kinda thing I wanted to hang on the wall and show everyone haha.
Well, I know, but she was based on Catwoman, so it counts. Sortof...
ReplyDeleteApparently so. They'll probably cut that first bit out, as it's sortof padding, so to speak. Probably will keep the Big Daddy death in, if only because a) killing Nick Cage would be awesome b) it's a great shock value for those who haven't read the comic c) it allows Hit Girl to retire without falling out with her dad
Well, exactly. Especially if you can survive. But I've never understood having the costumes end as pants (or whatever you Americans call them).
Yeah, she's one of the most happy, outgoing, just all around smiles person imaginable. She's completely OK with her pixie wings (and her mutanthood) and her sexuality, but the one thing that can get her slightly down is that. But she just smiles and says something positive if anyone makes comments about there. She's not sarcastic at all, but whenever anyone badmouths her she always says something positive as a semi defence mechanism. And anyway, she's one of those characters that is with about half the cast. OK, I exaggerate there, but she has four or five partners minimum... Which in comic terms is alot ;)
Man, I gotta stop writing HUGE blocks of text... >.<
But yeah, I get inside alot of characters heads - all my costumes make sense to the character anyway. Some evolve their costumes in certain ways (like Talons was originally more revealing, but she realises it's dangerous like that and armours up. While keeping the skirt, cause it looks cool).
Well, no, but it does sound pretty awesome in an unintentionally hilarious way ;)
Ah yeah she was Catwoman based so I'll give you that. And Good points, I liked A the most but your B and C points also made sense. I just can't wait to see that movie.
ReplyDeleteYeah we call them pants. What do YOU K (U.K.)...heh..call them? Also, please explain to me the idea and basis behind your Starlite character. I'm confused as to how she can be an exhibitionist and a conservative.
Also Huge blocks of text = Awesome, because I don't mind reading if you don't mind typing them.
Lol I'll make sure I look for that so you can laugh at my horrible drawing skills, or lack thereof.
It was going somewhere, sortof, even if foxes are more dog than cat based (I think)...
ReplyDeleteThere's too much of him in movies atm I think. I mean, where I work we've worked on Kick-Ass, The Sorcerer's Apprentice AND 2012. Though I did like him in Ghost Rider
Pants are pants. Trousers are trousers. Crisps are crisps. Chips are chips. And it's pronounced tomato. I'll give you aluminium though.
She loves feeling sexy, and knowing people find her attractive, but hates how much she herself shows, as it clashes with what she believes in. She's not an outspoken Christian, but she does believe, and is worried about what this is doing to her soul, as it were. And she is regarded as something of a slut by others, especially those who don't know her. Her friends are more forgiving, but also, some of em either like it more but have it with one partner, or are into far kinkier stuff. In that regard she's quite tame, and is funny when it comes to anything gay related (she doesn't hate people being gay but is quite unnerved by them), and she's not into bondage or anything like that. While another character quite is. But they get along brilliantly for whatever reason.
She's not also a big fan of powers, being freaked out by then, especially because hers are so powerful (travelling at the speed of the light, construct forming, the capacity to blind others and heal, among other things).
I don't mind typing em at all. I only mind if I have to type them again because something deletes em ;) otherwise it's just my mind working in overdrive and just constantly talking to itself, coming up with new ideas and just giving me a constant stream of words to say :D
Which is good when someone wants to actually read my nonsensical talkings of a madman ;)
I'm sure it's a lack therefore of horrible drawing skills - we all think we're worse than we are. Until you meet a real artist and then you just cry ;)
I never saw Ghostrider but I didn't hear good things. Is it worth watching?
ReplyDeleteLol who doesn't say it as tomato? And how do you guys say aluminum? I love that personality because it's conflicting but it makes sense. What about that other dude, the shape shifting guy?
Lol if you're a madman then I can't be to sane myself. I try to copy my stuff if I type a ton just incase it gets deleted because that pisses me off SO bad.
Lol I wonder if Jim Lee thinks he sucks when compared to other artists.
Well, most people say it was terrible, but I enjoyed it myself :D
ReplyDeleteEnglish: Tom-at-oh
American: Tom-ayy-toe
English: Al-you-min-um
American: Ah-loom-in-um
Generally I find my characters act more like real characters in a world of superheroes, and they're not all moral outstanding people in many ways, but they fight bad guys as that's something they do believe in.
Well, for Johnny, he used to be a highly successful business, until there was this whole scandal that was actually a bag of lies, which caused him to get fired and loose everything... And so he started resorting to petty crime. Then (along with many others) he got mutated, and become a shapeshifted man made of sludge. But he got blackmailed into continuing with crime until he was arrested. He later escaped to get revenge against the guy who did that to him (who was a genuine bad guy), but couldn't actually kill him - he didn't have that instinct. He then changed his face into who he always wanted to be, someone who could whatever he wanted with no consequences. He became the ultimate asshole. The man who could do anything and didn't have a care. And he started to help people in trouble, because he was sortof ashamed by what he had done. Not enough to be truly repentant, but enough to want to be loved by everyone, and to make love anyone he wants. He has no responsibility, no care in the world and no restrictions; he womanises, he cheats on whoever he's with and he sells his shapeshifting as a prostitute to let people have sex with famous people, as sex is sex to him, and it's better with two than on your own...
And yet he does fall for someone, he's antithesis, yet similar person. Can you guess who that is. And yet, though he finds he cares for her, he can't let go of his roots, and so cheats on her, yet doesn't hide it. Just treats it as a matter of fact of a part of himself. And everyone tells her she shouldn't be with him, but she stays. With occasional unfaithfulness because she's damn well fed up with him.
He does have his redeeming moments, but they're so rare and inbetween they're true character moments.
I generally just Select All and Copy before I post, but sometimes I forget, and then HULK SMASHES :D
I wonder what Alex Ross thinks of his own art. No, he doesn't, he thinks he's awesome, because he is TEH AWESUMNESS :D
I say Tom-Ay-To, but I also say Al-loom-in-um. I don't know anyone who says it the other way.
ReplyDeleteI gotta say that whole aspect of him shapeshifting into famous people for sex fantasies is genius. That would make a ton of cash. Anyway his backstory is amazing, Hell I'd love to read them all if you ever got to posting them one day.
I;m guessing he ends up with Starlite right? I saw that coming if I'm right. Either way the dynamic of that relationship is really interesting. You're a hell or a writer Nagash.
Lol, Hulk smash. I thought maybe it was clobbering time. :P
Lol I feel like I should get this teh Awesumness reference. I think it's from Skeets and Booster Gold but I may be wrong :P And Alex Ross's stuff looks real, that dude is a God when it comes to art.
Exactly - the American way. The way I say em is true British upper class lip way, because a) I'm British and b) apparently I have a 'posh' accent...
ReplyDeleteExactly. And it's not something I've ever seen before. But it's so obvious (to me anyway) I wonder why nobody else has done it before. Except, you know, maybe due to standards of decency of something.
Well, I do try, and obviously I think my own characters are amazing ;) but it's great you think so too, means I'm not just coming out with crap :D
Well, sortof. I don't wanna spoil too much of it for when I do spend years on actually telling these stories. I imagine I could tell stories of these characters for at least a few years before moving on to the 22 years later bit, and then another couple of years before doing the 50 years later bit. And then, after that's over, and I've spent a few years doing them, my universe would be done, for that's as far as I want to go. When the last mortal Knight dies, their story ends, for though the universe may continue for far longer, everyone's story must end at some point, no matter how much we delay it, no matter how much we refuse it and don't want to think about it. There is birth, and there is death, and then there's that magnificent piece in the middle known simply as life.
Clobbering time a) sounds stupid b) comes from a character I detest.
Plus I say Hulk Smash whenever I get asked to break up boxes :D
From all I know it's just an internet reference. Might be wrong, but then, everything must start somewhere.
He is just awesome, I wish he'd do more comics. Cor. Imagine him doing 'the' final Marvelverse story, like he did with Kingdom Come. X would love that ;)
Okay, as a British chap or whatever you guys say :P how do you feel about Russell Brand?
ReplyDeleteLol we're just two perverted guys? And nah, your characters are great, no doubt about that. I wouldn't say it if I didn't believe it.
That was pretty poetic. Check you out dropping earth shattering truths. I feel like now i'm gonna pester you to get your comics done quicker, because I'm eager.
How often do you get asked to break up boxes?
That would be amazing. You're right, X would eat that up, especially when we see guys like Magneto and Captain America.
He's an arsewiping monkeyman who deserves to be shot. With a spade. By me.
ReplyDeleteWhat? I want to kill the bugger dead good. He's a curse and blight upon this world who needs to be extinguished.
Well, I wouldn't go that far. It's probably more that comic editors have some form of authority they have to look out for in these matters. And anyway it can just be implied, don't have to show anything but him walking out the door as said celebrity with a wad load of money in his hands, before shapeshifting back to normal as he presses the lift button.
I really do feel I'm like Kevin Smith in alot of ways: terrible at deadlines, totally into comics, characters that talk talk and engage in sex not always in an adult way, but not gratuitous because you never see it. Just hear the conversations.
Good to hear, though I don't actually mind if nobody else likes my stuff - I make it all up for my own benefit anyway ;)
Well, I hate the subject of death myself, but it's inevitable, so it has to addressed. Well, I suppose I could get a comic or two done, but the main problem is knowing where to start. And get the story just right. I suppose the easiest is to just start off with Odin, write the story as I go along, and then fill out everyone's back stories with Year Ones and the like ;)
Once or twice a month, whenever we get a deliver of computers/monitors/etc. I have far too much fun while doing it ;)
SIR Ian McKellen and SIR Patrick Stewart truly in comics form. *DROOL*
Wow, I didn't think you'd dislike him so much. I find him hilarious but maybe that's just me.
ReplyDeleteYou know what? Now that I think of it last week I read a Marvel Knights Spiderman issue and there was a chick who could shapeshift into any form that was a prostitute that Shocker went to go see. No wait it was Electro.
I'd agree on that comparison. I could see you tackling subjects but not just for cheap thrills or anything, they'd have a reason for being there.
The first sign of a good writer I'd assume. :P
Lol that sounds like fun. I'd love that. Any reason why they ask you in particular?
Hm... what do I have to do to get Knighted and get a fancy sir in front of my name?
Nope. He's a marmite person. You either love or hate him. I hate him. I love marmite though :D
ReplyDeleteReally? Well, I've never read or heard of it, so that doesn't bother me. Plus, it doesn't sound like it was explored that much at all...
Hell yeah. Almost every subject happens in some way or form, be it teen pregnancy, rape, death, drugs, addictions of various forms, paedophilia, mental instability, life after death and more. There's a couple of subjects I won't touch upon, like necrophilia and dead kids, but almost everything happens to at least one character because it's a ) drama b) tells a story c) sometimes needs to be said
Well yes, the key is always the story. Characters and story are the entire heart of everything in my work.
Cause I'm the intern?
Become THE most awesome actor/writer/defender of the realm as possible?
Please explain to me what marmite is...
ReplyDeleteYeah it was just mentioned for like two pages and that's it, nothing pivotal.
You're right about that. Hell DC almost went Necrophilia when Terra came back and was sucking face with Beast Boy at the beginning of BN. They were one bottle of scotch away...
Ah, I was unaware you intern. Where do ya intern and what do ya do besides break boxes, yell Hulk smash, and get funny looks for the latter? :P
Hm... that sounds like a lot of work just for three more letters...
It's a spread for bread that's ad campaign is "You either love it or hate it"
ReplyDeleteSee, another case of good idea, wasted opportunity in favour of PUNCH SMASH KILL
Grrrr, that was a squick moment right there. Of course, I do semi address it when a character returns from the dead, but I haven't decided whether it is actually the character yet, or how that plot ends, so, you know, it may just get completely chucked out the window...
Yeah, I'm just a lonely intern of the tech department of a CGI company. And I get funny looks for alot of things. The people there are pretty much used to me, but I still get weird looks in the street for my appearance. It's still uncommon for a bloke to have long red (proper red) hair...
The three MOST AWESOME letters to be put on a name though... ;)
Is it anything like Vegemite? What the Australians eat.
ReplyDeleteYep, it's always Punch Smash Kill. Hm... that should be my new motto...
Hm... either way I'll be interested. I'm curious to see how you'd address that.
Nagash, are you Ron Weasley? Okay, Now that I couldn't pass up. Anyway, that job sounds pretty damn sweet. I don't think I've ever met anyone with proper red hair.
What about Guy. Since I can't get a Sir maybe someone can Knight me as Guy Jason Todd... the best of them all.
Damn, you guys were all over the place today! I missed out on a hell of a conversation by the looks of things! I stopped by to compliment you on your Jason Todd Nagash(especially the skull in the middle, that's pretty sweet), and then I fell into like a whole mess of comments I'm still reading through!
ReplyDeleteYep, it's like Vegemite. Except Vegimite sucks. Same brand though...
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Well it's not a simple matter. I mean, sure, they died, but they came back to life. Are they or aren't they dead? And if that happens do they still count as being married?
No, I mean proper it's really the colour red, not natural red hair. It's a dye job...
Naturally I'm ginger/brown
Doesn't sound too good in my books :P
Yeah, X. So many comments and you weren't there! Where were you? Sleeping? :P
Cheers for that. Well, it wasn't my idea for the skull, but I knew I could make it much better than whoever did the latest Red Hood design...
Ah got ya. I've never had either.
ReplyDeleteHm... good point. Seems like due to the til death do us part vows they wouldn't be. I'd never thought about that.
Ah got ya. I figured it was some term I had never heard. So if this sounds stereotypical I apologize in advance but do you have freckles? I just ask because primarily from my knowledge most natural red heads do.
Ah, so you've went and got books now eh... I smell a style thief!!!
Lol yeah X, we've got like three posts at my site and this one at Nagash's where we just commented back and forth for hours. I'm surprised you read through these lol.
Go find some Marmite. It'll be interesting what you think of it
ReplyDeleteExactly. But then you take into account so many other factors, like this is all new, screw this, I make the rules, I'M ALIVE and so many others ;)
Nope. I just dye my hair red once a month. That is entirely stereotypical! And no, I don't :P
I have so many books I could build a book fort, with book cannons (which I would never use, as it would be a waste of books. Unless they were written by Stephanie Myer. Hell, I wouldn't bother with the fort, I'd just blow them to kingdom come :D)
I didn't go to bed til 3. That's how long we discussing whatever it was we were discussing. I've forgotten now >.< Memory of a goldfish. Now what was I saying?
I may, if I remember next time I'm in the store.
ReplyDeleteYou're a clever man Nagash, I'll give you that. You may smash boxes but you have the intellect of a GENIUS. Yeah I said it.
Ah I read that wrong. Any reason in particular you choose to dye it?
Lol why such dislike for Stephanie Myer?
I would remind you but you'd just forget minutes later...
You might have to go specialist though. Not sure. When I was over there I had to go to special import stores for Blackcurrant Juice (which. is awesome. for the record).
ReplyDeleteSome things, though appealing the lowest common denominator, are still just that, fun. But thanks, though of course, what with my mighty superbrain, I already knew that.
Not really. I like the colour and felt like it, and I thought it looked good and so now keep it. Perhaps at some point I'll put electric blue on the ends, I do think that would be quite cool.
She wrote Twilight. End of.
Minutes? Wait, what were we just talking about. Damn, I've forgotten.
Actually, scratch that thought - this is leading down a very repetitive unfunny alley. A bit like Crime Alley, come to think of it...
Ah, so you've been to the US before? Also what's Blackcurrant juice?
ReplyDeleteHm... did you read my mind again with your big brain like brain for no raison?
Hm... that sounds interesting, I'd like to see how the blue ends looked.
Ah, the Twilight broad, no wonder. I don't blame ya.
Dun dun dun... is there crime in crime alley? Hence the start of more un-funny lines.
What the hell is going on here?!? After reading JT's last comment, I had to go back and try to piece together what you guys were talking about, but sadly I couldn't... :p
ReplyDeleteHmm, you know I'd never thought about it, but when did Crime Alley become Crime Alley? And if it was ALWAYS Crime Alley, why were Bruce's super-rich parents walking through it?!? For that matter, why were they walking at all? Where was the chauffeur?!? Argh!!!
Lmao we're in our own little world dude. Full of futurama references, stupid jokes and grocery lists.
ReplyDeleteGood point/ Why the hell would two rich people go to crime alley? And why WERE they walking. Where the hell was Alfred with the limo or town car or whatever. And who wears pearls to go see Zorro?!
Yep. Four times now, or was it three? I forget. No, it was three times... It's a juice made from a fruit called blackcurrants. Sortof obvious when you think about it :P
ReplyDeleteOf course not. I just used the bIg BRain OrbiTal HotEl REcon and YEmen detector...
Awesome?
No. She makes me see the RED LIGHT OF RAGE ;)
This will explain everything:
http://www.shortpacked.com/d/20080604.html
And Alfred was beating up Frank Millar/Kathryn Immonen/Kyle/Yost for destroying characters/killing them/for shits and giggles
What the hell are currants though? And how'd you like it here?
ReplyDeleteI feel like there's a secret message in there the way you typed that...
Lol she makes you Nagash Gardner, Red Lantern?
Lol Bruce was smart as hell, even then. And I think if Alfred was beating them up it was worth the Wayne's taking a few bullets.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackcurrant
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's good. Prefer England though, cept for some of the pricings ;) and I prefer Canada to the US anyway :P
Now what would give you that sort of idea? And if I did, what possibly could it be?
Just a pointer outer of idiotic dumbass moronic plot points...
It probably was ASBAR Alfred going "You CAN'T live. YOU just can't. I won't ALLOW it. You can't LIVE. You RUIN everything. RUIN it ALL. NONE of you DESERVE to live. DESTROYING our FAVOURITE characters beyond RECOGNITION. YOU just can't live."
;)
Canada? America Jr?! Lol I don't blame ya.
ReplyDeleteHm... maybe that YOU ARE BROTHER EYE!!! Dun dun dunnn
Ah, so the Gray Lantern, the lantern of common sense.
Lol speaking of that, did you hear next year their finishing ASBAR and renaming it Dark Night:Boy Wonder. To go with the whole Dark Knight Returns, blah blah Frank Miller stuff
America Jr? Don't be silly. It's the good bits of America splashed with England. I mean, they have a French speaking bit, we're near France...
ReplyDeleteOh please, I totally ain't no robot...
That just sounds dull. Nah, don't feel like that :D
Now that's just hogwash right there and then :P
I'm just telling ya what we call it here, America Jr., also America's hat and like other stupid names we have for the great country of Ca-nada.
ReplyDeleteI am Bender please insert Girder...
Lol you know you wanna be a Gray lantern. That's what's between life and death. So... technically you'd have to be sleep like all the time.
Lol it's mega true, as a matter of fact read yourself :P
http://dcu.blog.dccomics.com/2010/04/02/whats-next-for-frank-miller-and-jim-lee/
That's obviously just because you're jealous of how awesome it is compared to you :P
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the park!
No no no, we're not involving Dream of the Endless here...
I ain't forming no paradox here
What. From that image I see what else but WHORESWHORESWHORES, oh, and Batman, Robin and CatWHOREwoman...
And it obviously wasn't Jim Lee's fault. I mean, really? And the name change is just to distance it from the awesome All-Star Superman perhaps?
Lol I'm more awesome than ALL of Canada. I mean my blog has a whole 9 followers, that's more than Canada has in the entire world. :P Wanna see how I know? Who's in charge of Canada? No internet searching lol.
ReplyDeleteThese Ballsacks are making me testy!!!
Lol why not, you know it's be awesome.
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Lol yeah that image is definitely Whore'd out. I myself didn't care for all-star superman. But that's just me.
Counter-question. Who's in charge of England then? :P no internetting either :P
ReplyDeleteAhhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two.
Cause then we have the joy of Delirium and Death, and we have to worry about whose died and who went mad...
That's no paradox, that's a wrongun :P
All we would need now is a a pimp and we'd be all WHORE'd up
O_O not caring for ASS? Grant causing his using problems for you again?
Um... The Queen? Lol or um Tony Blair or whatever. I bet you know who's in charge of America lol.
ReplyDeleteBite My shiny Metal ass.
Did they die after they went mad or before?
I'm a paradox wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a sexy body.
You know he is. Lol I love ASS, just now all star Superman
not*
ReplyDeleteEr, no. :P I only know because it was in the news for eight billion years or some ridiculous figure like that...
ReplyDeleteBite my splintered wooden ass
I don't know, that's partially the problem. You don't know whether you're dead or not, she's come to collect both, or we're just insane. That, or one of us is just about to be born.
I don't see it. I see a man. A man whose time is ending, where the strands of fate become purple.
No, wait, I was looking the wrong way, that's the homeless guy whose stuck in a bin...
Oh Grant and your Chaos Magic worshipping ways. Such lunacy. So you agree on Queen's principle on the way FBG keep the world alive?
Lol so who's in charge of the great land of England?
ReplyDeleteAnd Super King, who's better than all the rest!
Hmmm you have very worldly views Nagash.
He's been stuck there for hours, he's trying to reach a half a ham and cheese sandwich that fell in.
You know I do my friend, their what make life worth living.
One brilliant idiot known as Gordon Brown. For the moment. Election is coming up shortly...
ReplyDeleteBite my glorious golden ass
I'm pretty much just interpreting Sandman as I see fit ;)
I probably should tell him that IT'SATRAP, but where's the fun in that ;)
As Bender said (again): “Bite my colossal metal ass!”. But it is one of life's many good points
Ah, so what is he, the Prime Minister? Also if he's in charge what does the Queen actually do?
ReplyDeletePosted too quick lol.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe you just love your loverboy Flexo so much you'll love anyone pretending to be him!
Either way, You fooled me, something kings and dignitaries have yet to do.
I think Admiral Ackbar already beat ya there buddy.
Lol umm.... Number 7. Pimpmobile.
Yep, he's the Prime Minister. The Queen doesn't actually do a lot, it's more of an honorary position, though she has alot of veto power etc that she could choose to use, if she wanted to...
ReplyDeleteDoh, you fool :P
This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!
Well, alot of people in power, or who used to be in power, were complete and utter muppets. I'm not even gonna mention your last guys name ;)
But have you tried his new breakfast cereal?
http://www.afunnystuff.com/images/Pimpmobile.jpg
That's pretty cool. But for the most part the Prime Minister is equal to what our president does.
ReplyDeleteBender? Nah that was the other guy, my name's Boiler.
Lol if you mean a certain former President from Texas that's a complete idiot, I agree with you.
Please tell me he doesn't really have any cereal... Speaking of which I want some Urkel-O's.
Pardon my french but that pimpmobile looks quite gay. At least gimme a cherry red one or something...
Pretty much, yeah...
ReplyDeleteBribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.
Yep, that would be the moron...
Not that I know of. Only from Robot Chicken
Find one yourself then :P
Hail, Hail, Robonia, a land I didn't make up.
ReplyDeleteYep, that guy being president makes me believe an iguana could run the country, and do a MUCH better job.
Oh yeaaah lol. Ah, Robot Chicken fan eh? What else do you watch on Adult Swim?
I'm the Mack daddy of Heimlech county.
http://www.stripersonline.com/surftalk/attachment.php?attachmentid=114863&d=1205173760
I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager.
ReplyDeleteA pet rock coulda done better than him...
We don't have Adult Swim. So nothing :P
I watch Robot Chicken off Youtube sometimes, and have seen almost all the Family Guy episodes. Don't know what else is on AS, and too lazy to look it up :D
A long legged mack daddy?
I am the mighty femputer, oooh, release the prisoners....and bring gold!
ReplyDeleteYa can't spell Love with out LO, ya can't spell is without IS, ya can't spell Silo, without LOIS! Solo to the Pet Rock!
:( Man that sucks. If you get a chance you should check out Titan Maximum, it's hilarious.
Lol sure. My quote was from King of The Hill :P
Everytime I said kill all humans, I always whispered, except fry.
ReplyDeleteLol from family guy, Peter sang it to Lois in the episode where Stewie went inside Peter's testicles to kill his sperm.
It's by the robot chicken crew, it's like a spoof of Voltron but it's OUTRAGEOUSLY funny, Billy Dee Williams is on there and plays a guy named Admiral Bitchface.
I have no idea who that is...
Fry, as you know, there are lots of things I'm willing to kill for: jewels, vengeance, Father O'Mallee's weed-whacker. But at long last I've found something I'm willing to die for... This mindless turtle.
ReplyDeleteIs that the one where Stewie's brother was gonna be conceived?
Sounds real mature then :P
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell_Howard
He's quite funny, has his own BBC show
Excellent quote.
ReplyDeleteBecause a Human horn, no matter how big or small...IN THIS CASE SMALL!!! Woooooooo!
Yep, good ol Bertrum.
It is :P Lol but yeah it's awesome, i think you'd like it.
Hm... so is he a huge star over there?
I am Bender. Please insert liquor
ReplyDeleteIt's strange where the football head genetics actually come from. I mean, WAH?!?
Guess I'll have to search for it at some point ;)
Yeah, sortof. He's was a frequent comedy panelist, he's stopped mostly it seems to do his own show and tour
You call that whipping? You gotta whip from the hips! Now we're really slaving!
ReplyDeleteLol they showed Stewie crack his head on the ceiling so I don't know how Bertrum got it...
Make that point now :P
That's pretty cool, eventually he'll come to America like most of your good comedians do for some reason.
Congratulations Fry, you've snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics...
ReplyDeleteWhen was that?
Nah, it's 11. Bed time :P
Possibly, but he's a bit specialist, as he's mostly current events/politics
In order to get down efficiently, I need a woman with a 5000 ton booty.
ReplyDeleteI believe the episode where Stewie and Brian get stuck together with glue, he's jumping on the bed, cracks his head on the ceiling and it flattens out.
Okay, tomorrow then :P
We have plenty of comedians like that, he'd fit right in and get a show on comedy central before Steven Colbert, lol.
Is that you or Bender? :P
ReplyDeleteLife can be hilariously cruel
Hmmm, I don't remember that bit of that particular episode. Mind you, I don't remember that episode much at all...
Perhaps. If I remember :P
Who's he?
Lol I promise I knew that was coming when I typed it, especially with all our talk of fat bottomed girls...and that's me AND Bender.
ReplyDeleteor Cruelly hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHH-WUvqF-c
Oh I'll remind you Bwahahaha
The same person you just talked about except American...lol
Well, exactly.
ReplyDeleteGreat is OK, but amazing would be GREAT
That seems like a discontinuity random joke, but sure, it's Family Guy, what do we expect?
With what? :P
Ohhh... Never heard of him anyway :P
Exactly indeed, FBG = happiness.
ReplyDeletePermission to come aboard wiggles?
Yeah, I could see them never referencing it again but I'd rather have that one to reference.
Verbal and written threats of course
Yeah he's no one special lol.
Well then, I suggest you stop boasting :P
ReplyDeleteI love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring.
They do do that alot, don't they?
Oh noeeee! Oh, wait, :P
Most comedians aren't really, they're just funny or not on various scales
Like that Globetrotter said on Futurama. "That things shaking like some fine imported booty."
ReplyDeleteLeela, I'm hosting a bake sale with the Globetrotter wives, can you teach me how to bake cupcakes?
Yeah, they killed off Loretta on the Cleveland show this week.
And exploding letters in the mail.
Agreed, I could do with just five really funny ones.
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/thongofshielding.jpg
ReplyDeleteAnd I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.
O_O and then she came back?
Mind you, that show sucks anyway...
Too bad you don't know where I live then :P
I need more than that. There's alot of good uns on British Comedy panel shows
Lol who's alien booty is that?
ReplyDeleteWhat's this? I don't remember subscribing to the daily growl!
Lol I actually like that show, and I doubt she does come back this time...
That's what YOU think, Bwahahaha
Okay I'll bump it up to ten.
Some chick from one of the PoP games...
ReplyDeleteAh, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head."
It was terrible. Not funny at all
Go on then, prove it :P
Yeah, somewhere around then. 15 atm...
PoP games?
ReplyDeleteBender we love you. Yeah baby I know!
Boooo I like it more than Family guy, which is AWFUL now.
I will..soon, very soon.
Damn, that's alot of comedians.
Prince of Persia :P
ReplyDeletehttp://ultimatenagash.deviantart.com/art/Gaea-rear-view-125103481
I mean, sure, I need more practice, especially with Gaea - her design is gonna be hard. Muscular, plump ass, good sized breasts and red hair in elaborate flowery designs, but mostly covered in flowy material, except for a waist only corset sometimes, tight jeans. Of course, her costume is much more form fitting, but with the half skirt, and the necessary sports bra for a highly active combatant.
Oh how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo!
I haven't seen the latest lot, but Cleveland just didn't make me laugh once during the pilot or anything else I've seen of it, so that's a failure of a comedy then
I see no missiles yet :P
Well, there's Stephen Fry, Alan Davies, Bill Bailey. Actually, pretty much the entire lot of people who appear on QI...
I've never played a Prince of Persia game but she's making me want to...
ReplyDeleteCan we leave now? I'm tired of alternate dimension Bender lording his fancy cowboy hat over me.
Lol it can't be that bad, it's getting a season 2. Some are dumb, don't get me wrong, but I enjoy a majority of them.
They're heat seeking missiles that only seek you, also their invisible, also they have blackjack, and hookers! Actually just forget the missiles!
I've only heard of Stephen Fry. Didn't he do narrative for Little Big Planet?
That's kindof sad when you think of it ;)
ReplyDeleteI guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.
It was THAT bad. It didn't make me laugh once. That makes it a terrible comedy...
Invisible hookers and blackjack?
I dunno. Haven't played it. It's just sitting on my shelf
Lol the fact I never played or only wanna play because of the hottie?
ReplyDeleteHave you ever tried, simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
Lol a lot of Seth McFarlane's shows are getting that way, only one that's ALWAYS good is American Dad.
Those are the best kind.
Really? It's pretty fun, mainly online play though.
That you only want to play because of an ass :P
ReplyDeleteI decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh... also, comes with double prize money.
See, I found the earlier American Dads pretty rubbish, haven't seen the latest ones. Shame he's getting to be like that really :/
Because they can't be caught?
See, no online gaming for me, so meh. It was only a fiver anyway
Do you mean the chick or you :P
ReplyDeleteI'm tellin you my robot friend, put ya hands in the air like ya just don't care! I'm tellin you, my robot friend, can do most anythiiiinnnngggg!!!
Yeah like, it's really improved, definitely the best show on Fox's cartoon line up since they canceled King of The Hill.
Exactly, you can have them right in front of your wife and she'd be none the wiser.
How'd you get it for five um..pounds?
I'm an arse. Not an ass. :P
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in.
King of the Hill was terrible though, so that's not saying much...
Unless they tried something. Duh
Amazon :P
Can't ya just be both :P
ReplyDeleteWell, Life goes on...Cept for you! hahahaha
King of the hill was THE best show on Fox after Futurama got canceled and The Simpsons started to suck.
Yeah but if you're paying for sex, I'd assume you already aren't getting any, especially from the wife.
Ah pretty awesome, plus shipping right?
Hellz no. How else would I alienate people?
ReplyDeleteRobot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg!
No it wasn't. It sucked more than the Simpsons does nowadays...
I didn't mean that. It means if they did something, things would move by invisible force. Dead giveaway that :P
Nope. Amazon doesn't charge for shipping
Oh I'm sure you'd find a way.. :P
ReplyDelete*shrill girly voice* See ya at the fight! .... So then I said, See ya at the fight!
You sir are 1000% wrong, King of the hill is amazingly hilarious.
Ah, that's why you have to have your back to your wife, and sleep on your side.
WTF?! That must just be a U.K. thing.
Oh yeah, but I ain't an ass. I'm a polite bugger, just eccentric.
ReplyDeleteOh, but you can. But you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by "devil", I mean Robot Devil. And by "metaphorically", I mean get your coat.
If I'm wrong, how come I don't laugh when I've watched it, and switched over as it was SHIT? :P
See, now you're just trying to justify adultery...
Haha! :P Yeah, we get free shipping on all Amazon.co.uk orders, unless from an external supplier.
What's the definition of bugger anyway?
ReplyDeleteHe means you two did it!
If You're right how come myself, Falisha and countless others laughed at it so hard that it got like 13 seasons? :P
Nah, I'm just trying to justify invisible hookers.
Man that is bullllll lol. I can't believe that.
Depends. I just use it in a way to describe many a thing, both good and ill. You just have to listen to the way I say it, which I suppose is hard on the internet...
ReplyDeleteWhy not indeed!
I dunno. Personal taste? Americans are morons? :P
You can't justify invisible hookers. It's a stupid idea anyway...
Why? You have to pay for every single thing? As Nelson says quite frequently: "Ha. Ha." :P
Ah, I'll just pay attention now.
ReplyDeleteEveryone in here is an honorary Globetrotter!
.....Did you just say?
Too late, Hotplate.
Awww damn it!
You just don't get it because your comedy standards aren't as developed as ours :P
I disagree, it's like combining hookers with Ninjas, win win.
Yep, sucks the big one.
I shall...for now *evil laugh*
ReplyDeleteA coma? Antonio would never do that, I'm getting up! Hey everybody, Antonio here, and you can call me Bender!
Lol and which country is known for Benny Hill? I rest my case.
Um...Yes!
Yeah, sure. So how were those comics from last week? OH WAIT!!! :P Lol
Maann... You know how long I had to save up for that thing? That's seven payments of 69.99!
ReplyDeleteIf they don't stop bouncing and jiggling I'm gonna shove...wait, where do you shove things up a Ball anyway?
Lol well should I mention Russell Brand again?
Si...
Lmao you win this round, well with X anyway, I read them before you all! (Evil laugh & Lightning) ...Yeah I plugged it back in.
Well, aren't ya glad I didn't gum it up with glue? :P
ReplyDeleteMy fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book Earth in the Balance, and the much more popular Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth, we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.
Oh sure! Blame the wizards!
No. Unless you want ta die
Nein
Do ya visit a local then?
Damn...
Extremely glad...I would've had to sue :)
ReplyDeleteThat's a lofty quote, it's not Bender but I'll allow it do to the awesomeness. "We have come to challenge you to a Basketball game, there is nothing at stake and nothing to lose, so what do you say Earthlings? Have you Game?!
Hey you kill him, not me.
Qui.
Yep, I have one like 15 minutes from me and there's one ten minutes from Falisha whenever I'm at her house.
Bwahahahah!!!
You couldn't sue. It's an evil apparatus. Can't sue on those.
ReplyDeleteGood good. I saw that one and had to do it. Earthicans
Just once I'd like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn't bound and gagged.
Fair enough *stab*
Say it with me: No no, no no no no, no no, no, no no, no no no, no, NO
Damn you Americans and your comic shops
I'd take it to court at the Legion of Doom.
ReplyDeleteAcross the streets awful far just to make out, I think I'll just stay here with my Marilyn Monrobot.
Ughh *Bleeds*
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh (Lil Jon)
You guys don't have any close one's?
You forget, I AM the Legion of Doom. Mwahahaha
ReplyDeleteProfessor, make a woman out of me.
See, the simplest solutions are almost always the best
Lil Jon?
Not in Oxford. Well, there's one. Overpriced. Four in London, 2 I use regularly.
What....Noo..This can't be...Noooooooooo!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh baby, gonna do that dance!
You killed me ya friggin jerk! *dies*
Yeah he's um...a hype man I guess. Like Flavor Flav if you've ever heard of him.
Ah, so it's like extremely over priced?
Aha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!
ReplyDelete*Ends Mandrak laugh*
Mirrors reflecting mirrors?! HI-TECH SORCERY!
Oh well, you'll live. Or not...
Who? No idea who you mean at all.
Yep. Really really.
Lmao I miss that show so much.
ReplyDeleteI'll take that three hundred dollar burglary kit... so uh, what time you guys close tonight?
RISE!!! *A white lantern ring flies on my hand and I come back to life* Oh you have Eff'ed up my friend. *Harnesses the white light*
Damn... well that's probably for the better.
Weird, I never understand why people buy stuff from over priced stuff, you'd think if no one bought they'd have to lower their prices.
Wasn't sure whether I spelt it right. Twas funny though
ReplyDeleteWhat to do, what to do? One $300 hookerbot or three hundred $1 hookerbots?
Shame I actually have a White Lantern Ring, so I counter that. Also, uses my Black Lantern Ring to kill you again :P
Is he an annoying infomercial announcer guy?
Well, it's the only one available in Oxford, so yeah...
Agreed... it was a hell of a show. HA HA HA, HA HA HA HA HA!
ReplyDeleteAsk yourself Bender? Are you Funky enough o be a globetrotter? Yes. Are you?! Well in time my funk meter could... ARE YOU?! ...no :(
You can't kill a white lantern buddy...Sinestro died like twice while he was a White Lantern.
Lol no he's a hype man like the previously mentioned Lil Jon... for rap songs and such.
Ah so they jeck up the prices.
I think we've had enough quoting to not start a new one ;)
ReplyDeleteHey, yeah, I could write a song! With real words, not phoney ones like "odelay".
Sinestro hadn't died before though, had he, so this method is untested...
Rap songs = automatic FAIL.
Yep, pretty much. Tis why I don't go there ;)
Lol good point :P
ReplyDeleteOh yes... I had Snoo Snoo!
So it's not positive that it would work either.
Not all of them.
That makes sense my British pal.
Yeah, exactly...
ReplyDeleteThat's Zapp, not Bender though :P
I can't see what's happening! Are we boned?
No, but it would be interesting to try. Plus your ego would cause the entity to fracture and remove the White Ring...
ALL of them. No exceptions. ALL of them suck BALLS.
Well duh :P
Yeah well you used another before :P
ReplyDeleteThat's not Ironic... it's just mean!!!
Nah, my Ego IS the entity because it's large and full of life.
Nah, you know what sucks...everyone ever from the U.K. who was ever in a band EVER!!! *runs*
You win this round...